I hate

Dirty nails
Wet toilet seats
Spam e-mails
Processed meats

Beer bellies
Boring weirdos
Gelatin and jellies
Tight speedos

Fucked up drivers
Crowded malls
Stinky diapers
Cricket balls

Show offs, sluts
Cooked tripe
Flat butts
Stinky wipes

Too much bling
Annoying teachers
People who cant sing
Creepy creatures

Hot weather
Hypocrites
Sweaty leather
People who spit

Hairy Armpits
Ass gropers
Plastic tits
Party Poopers

Diarrhea
Headaches
Insomnia
Period Aches