a story

the ladies and i composed a nice story today in a space of 3 hours, each one of us had to contribute 3 words at a time,so i color coded it.
me
sarah
vianca
dilini
lakmali
fazlin
fathima fz.
fathima ft.
pooja

here goes:
one bright day, i didnt understand, "no way man!" i told her "work it out" and the rabbit ate my sock died from radiation, and choked on my nostril hair. the forsenic scientist whos name was something that rhymed with blue potato, the clueless tomato.
we are sooooo ugly, yet we bother with mascara and paint our armpit hair with cottage cheese. hope is lost and bird poo fly so high, without any wings, luckily elephants cant eat spicy sushi or bluetit meat or tango with Mrs Hippo Telsa but farts come far to quick than bums allow to regulate the funnel flow of electrolytic energetic residue from copper shits.
Only in cambridge, you will find there is poo-never in arses. but only in Africa eat bananas, what on earth??!!?, Africa rocks on!!! Die pigeon DIE!!!
The clown naked yet wearing a funky hat of tadpole toes which shrivelled and fried the chicken of Italy that died, had commited suicide.
"Pick that up!" little Johnny said.
Confussed man leave, where is this, confuzzled i am.
GODDAMNIT MAKE SENSE!!
was lost because my ass hurts, coz she bit my stupid dog on the toiletpot but then they turn me on like cocky semion , whos totally HOT, like a fish. you wish because I was so late for class.
I have pee, stuck in me, but he's hot, like hot piss!!
kiss kiss ummm, Nelson Mandela please, does not pee without a pie.
Oh yeah please, Osman baby YEAH! Then after nine bang bang bangs, a baby came.
Ok stop now, its time for: DISCO PARTY YEAH!!!
Flash forward......10 years.

THE END

so, u like it??? we are waiting for fanmail, booksigning will be in Kuria Muria supermarket Muscat on tuesday evening. :D:D