The Omani Summary

i just came back from oman yesterday after having 2 weeks of eccentric fun! here's a few pointers about my visit:

• i have a lotta cousins, i mean MASSIVE numbers of them, but they are all nice and unique.
• damn those guys are hot.
• dont go out on friday mornings, you will find nothing, maybe dust.
• all new hit songs there are a month old in the other nations.
• dont EVER look at a guy in the eye, EVER!
• swahilis: RnB, omanis:Ali Bahar, bloushis: rock (riight, weird)
• people actually applaud in the movies, nice!
• Hwasna cafateria is da shit! macdonalds can kiss its ass.
• Hwasna has a sandwich called "slut"
• in one single outing, you will meet at least 5 people you know
• nawras telecom company rules! omanmobile is puke!
• do what you want but dont approach the ice rink.
• walking around aimlessly in a mall is actually an all time favourite for the youth
• its so nice to see omani guys filling your petrol, scanning your shopping items, and filling your water tanks.
• omanis love to rap in all 3 languages (arabic, english and swahili)
• you wanna screw your health? eat there...the food is oh, so tasty yet oh, so OILY
• who ever you will date in muscat will always be your cousin's friend
• when you cook, cook for dozen
• having just 2 kids in oman is UNUSUAL
• pavements are an unseen gifts
• i found out what a "mulahedh" is
• love road rocks!
• when being chased by a dog, DONT panic
• rooftops are beautiful, i spent the best times on a roof top.
• omanis actually know each and every person living in a diameter of 1 km from them.
• omanis know everyone.
• cousins can flirt with you, yes we do have family marriages and no you cannot call it incest.

im tired and i wanna go out, cant think of anymore things to write, see u later.