update!! tantarara

a few highlights of this weeks events!

• some girl i know met this guy at the ice rink who, like, hit it right off and began dating only to find out a coupla days later that he is married and has two kids, aiaiai, shock! so what do we do? we plan revenge, first of all the guy said he was 30, but these Iranian kids we befriended at the ice rink told us he was 45 and all that stuff he lied about. now knowing the fact that he hates those kids, we invited all of em to a bubblin parlour where that old hag was tryin to spend some quality time with the girl, we annoyed the shit out of him, and to top all that she left early. mwaahaha, i never laughed so hard in my life.
• my friend, who thought he was a paris or something was in home centre a coupla days ago with hiss girlfriend, they are both puny teens (so you can picture the scene). so they are sitting on this sofa cuddling, only to be confronted my 2 local men who called the police and accused them of "sucking each other". i've never been so embarassed in my life!! i had to stand there inthe middle of home sister trying to resolve the problem with the security and those 2 men, i had this guy helping me out, MAN! ill never visit that branch of home centre EVER again.
• my cousin left to oman after spending a looney two week vacation here, sigh, ama miss that lazy crazy girl .
• my sister me cousin and i were driving along jumeira beach road when we decided to stop at a cafateria, now my sister has a yaris (not bad for a first car) , we parked at the parallel parking in front of the cafateria and honked, we made our order and we waited. this white ferrari parks in front of us and makes an order, and then this black clk parks behind us and makes an order. suprise suprise, the good cars got their food first, my sister was pissed off and started driving away towards the next cafateria, and the indian guy was running his ass off after us with his bags full of sandwiches. me and my cousin got the perfect oppurtunity to laugh hard.
• my sister's colleague at the clinic is on diet, the egyptian man fasts to get the kilos off, but everytime he weighs himself, he finds himself 2 kgs heavier, why? thats because my sister places foot firmly on the weighing plate behind him, either her or another nurse. now the guy is getting depressed and all that, he can have his favourite food and he cant loose weight. so my sister gives a magical piece of advice "measure yourself 2 in the mornin" "but, why?" "what was your major?" "I.T. why?" "a scientific research proved that weighing yourself after midnight and before dawn will give you least weight" and tada!! at 2 in the morning he is light and fit.

thats all for this weeks update, im your host tomboy, join us another day, comment box is now available for your suggestions.

highschool crush

High School Crush (09-07-06)

O, my high school crush
O, how you make me blush
A few days of staring
Admiring, smiling and caring
Then you fade or change
And I choose another guy from the range

this poem is dedicated to ALL my highschool crushes (cringe)

The Omani Summary

i just came back from oman yesterday after having 2 weeks of eccentric fun! here's a few pointers about my visit:

• i have a lotta cousins, i mean MASSIVE numbers of them, but they are all nice and unique.
• damn those guys are hot.
• dont go out on friday mornings, you will find nothing, maybe dust.
• all new hit songs there are a month old in the other nations.
• dont EVER look at a guy in the eye, EVER!
• swahilis: RnB, omanis:Ali Bahar, bloushis: rock (riight, weird)
• people actually applaud in the movies, nice!
• Hwasna cafateria is da shit! macdonalds can kiss its ass.
• Hwasna has a sandwich called "slut"
• in one single outing, you will meet at least 5 people you know
• nawras telecom company rules! omanmobile is puke!
• do what you want but dont approach the ice rink.
• walking around aimlessly in a mall is actually an all time favourite for the youth
• its so nice to see omani guys filling your petrol, scanning your shopping items, and filling your water tanks.
• omanis love to rap in all 3 languages (arabic, english and swahili)
• you wanna screw your health? eat there...the food is oh, so tasty yet oh, so OILY
• who ever you will date in muscat will always be your cousin's friend
• when you cook, cook for dozen
• having just 2 kids in oman is UNUSUAL
• pavements are an unseen gifts
• i found out what a "mulahedh" is
• love road rocks!
• when being chased by a dog, DONT panic
• rooftops are beautiful, i spent the best times on a roof top.
• omanis actually know each and every person living in a diameter of 1 km from them.
• omanis know everyone.
• cousins can flirt with you, yes we do have family marriages and no you cannot call it incest.

im tired and i wanna go out, cant think of anymore things to write, see u later.